klexquisite: PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE...
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything hurts
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
That awkward moment when you're on the internet... →
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normal teenagers when parents or roommates are... →
funniest10k: normal teenagers when parents or roommates are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX me when parents or roommates are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
Everyone: HOLY SHIT HUNGER GAMES
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS